quality time (open)

Sean was coming home from magic school after a long day at school, all he wanted to do is hang out and who better for the job then none other than Melinda and Phoebe halliwell the more funner family members of the family since most of them where busy so phoebe ould babysit the only times he didn't like to be with phoebe is when he gets in trouble and phoebe send him upto his room for him to wait and then she comes in too talk to him. He probably ends up getting grounded by his aunt which makes mad and upset that why today he plans to stay out of trouble.

Today Phoebe planned to stay at the manor.But she made sure to let Elise know before hand that she wasn't going to be there for at least two whole days.Trying to make the least noise possible as she didn't know who remained in the house she started up breakfast."First with the oil.." She poured the oil into the pan until completely covering the bottom layer."Now in with the sausage." She let down four pieces of sausage into the pan and walked toward the fridge as she looked inside for lettuce.

"Aunt Freebie." He said to get on her nerves just like she gave him wedgies and pulled pranks on him to get on his nerves. Smiling brigthly after a long day at school coming home to a cooking phoebe was rare what was even more rare was the fact that she wasn't going crazy looking for stuff before she went to work. Sean walked up to his aunt and gave her a big hug. "I'm hungry to, im poofed." He said relaxing in a chair next to her. "Hey aunt freebie why did they call you freebie tell me the story again please. Auntie freebit." He said smiling with a big smile on his face.

She closed the fridge "No more lettuce, I'm toast." She looked at her nephew "Oh, that food is yours, I'm a vegetarian." She went searching through the cupboards and hearing her nephews question she stopped."Remind me, how old are you?" She leaned on the counter and looked at him, squinted eyes."Don't tell Piper I told you but I was somewhat free to every guy in school.A rebel.Don't ask." She started to chop potatoes."Remember, I didn't tell you.."

"Awesome, wow you where a crazy girl. So why does it bother yo so much I mean out of 10 times I call you that name, I get a wedgie from you 6 times, it hurts but it's no fun getting in trouble if you don't know how it makes the other person mad." He said while eating his food.

"The last time someone called me that I literally turned into 'Freebie' Mc Pheebs and I don't want to go back to my past and feel as if I'm a hooker.. because I'm not.I'm a columnist." She smiled."So from now call me Pheebs.And if you wanna piss me off.. just don't.And I promise your wedgie days'll be all shot down the drain."

"Really well what happenned when you turned into freebie? Freebie." He said with enthusiam, now even more interested in why they called her that, he was saying to push his luck with her on purpose. He wouldn't say anything if she did give him a wedgie at that moment he didn't care finding out about her darkside was more interesting "freebie, freebie, freebie, freebie, freebie." He said trying to get her to talk even more.

The name calling doesn't tempt me.It's a spell.And don't put your hopes too high because I'm not saying the spell." She then started chopping up tomatoes "Potatoes, tomatoes.. what next."

"Tell me what happened who cares about the spell what did you when you turned into freebie please aunt phoebe tell me." He insisted., grabbing the bowl with that ingredients to her salad "tell me, or no food for you." He turned his back to her and looked at the stuff that she was putting her salad. "Who puts tomatoes and potatoes in a salad." He said while starting to eat one tomatoe and potatoe at a time.

Phoebe put her hands on her hip "I don't know.It's a new recipe.It's called tomatoe.. potatoe."Now hand it over buddy.She sat down at the table and looked at him."I didn't care about anyone really.I watched people steal which lead to killing or almost up to that point.And that lead Rick, the leader of our medieval plots to jail."

"Here." He gave her the salad back, "wow you went to jail aunt phoebe your the coolest I want to go to jail too." He said rushing up stairs and comingdown a couple of seconds later. "Aunt phoebe I'm going out I'll be back." He said rushing out the door.

She watched as her nephew left outside.Placing the salad on the counter ran to the window."Wait!Sean!" She called out to him and ran out the door as well."Where are you headed?" She stood on the edge of the porch and looked out to him.

"To go to jail, hey officer." The officer turned to Sean as he walked up. "I stole this money from your bitch mother ." The officers eyes squinted and turned Sean and put him under arrest, seeing where he came from he escorted him back to Phoebe "is this your son miss. Keep him out of the streets and teach him some respect my mother is not a bitch." He said leaving, and uncoffing Sean "you bastard." Sean yelled the cop turned and looked at him then kept on walking. "Aunt phoebe I'm gonna go some where else to get in trouble." He said trying to walk away.

Phoebe smiled at the officer "Sorry..!" She looked at Sean and ran infront of him. "Jail is not cool ok.They give you this crappy food that maybe came out of a raccoons ass.And they treat you like plain crap.It's not where you wanna be." She had a serious look on her face.Piper would be devastated 'You let my son go to jail!' Is what she might say.Phoebe smiled "Maybe we can start a bit of chaos.. not too much."

"Ok aunt phoebe if you say so," he said ageeing with her. " ok what can we do that we won't get in trouble, freebie." He said rushing back into the house, he wanted to play a game. The usual was something simple like hide and go seek but Sean wanted a game with penalties if you fail of course the normal penalty for him was a wedgie but what to play? He thought for a minute "aunt phoebe can we do the usual rules loser gets a wedgie, if you lose the challenge?" he challenged her at least once a week to see who would win of course phoebe won all of them so far, and sean ended up with the wedgie but this week he wanted to test himself and not try to change the rules every five minutes because he was losing. "This weeks challenge is.......... how about a search hunt let's look for simple stuff look for 3 articles that have a section of 'ask phoebe' in them, loser gets a hanging wedgie for 7 min, im gonna win and if I change the rules make it 10 min." He said but there was a problem with his theory, phoebe knew where all the articles were at but sean didn't so it would really turned out to be a hunt for him. But there were plenty of articles around but with pipers always cleaning the house there wouldn't be much to find now. Sean rushed upstairs to his room to search the magazines that he had hopefully there was one that had an ask phoebe column. He managed to find one, he rushed out his room and went into the attic and started to search in a book section they had........ he found another one. "I got 2 how many you got." He yelled out. While looking some more in the book shelf.

"This'll be easy." Phoebe ran to her room and looked through her drawer."I know it's here somewhere." She shuffled her clothes around "Uh.. I have none columns." She found one and only one throughout her whole room.Then she ran into the kitchen taking the newspaper from the table she found another."One, two.. " looking through the drawers she couldn't seem to find the last column."Goddess how hard is it to find one sticken column?"

Sean walked downstairs "aunt phoebe did you check your car?" he asked as he came down he sat down in the kitchen for a minute covered in dust from the books he had checked out, "im poofed, from searching the attic." He said whilt taking a break "how many did you get. Im tired give me minute." He said resting then got back up and didn't see his aunt "aunt phoebe........oh no she didn't." He looked seeing the door open, "she mustve left when I took a break...that's not fair." He yelled running outside only to find phoebe had the magazine which makes 3, Sean looked at his aunt and walked back inside defeated by his aunt yet again, he sat down and dusted himself off before his aunt got inside the manor. There was only one question where would phoebe hang him....it had to be somewhere where she could keep an eye on him so he wouldn't orb of course that would make his wedgie longer.... "you won aunt phoebe where do you want me, so I can go there?" he asked since he kne the drill.

Phoebe sighed."No wedgies.I lost fair and square." She smiled."Trust me.I know how it feels." She sat at the table "How about we get a balloon.." She got out a red balloon and put water inside then tied it up "And.." she threw it at Sean.

"But aunt phoebe I want you too. That's why I let you in please just this once." He said smiling at her, he got hit with the ballon and drenched in water. Sean looked a little mad "this isn't what im talking about." He said a little angry. But he still ran away upstairs to the second floor.

Phoebe slowly crept into the livingroom and up the stairs "Hmm.. where could Sean be?" She opened the bathroom door "Knock-knock." She found one of Sean's water guns on the counter.She picked it up and acted as if to restore the bullets.Then sticking her hand out the door she walked swiftly around the halls like a snake would slither. "Sean.."

Sean pulled out his room silently looking around trying not to get caught by his aunt. "Aunt phoebe where are you." He said checking the area, he needed some ammunition he saw phoebe go into the bathroom so she had his watergun most likely, he had to find a weapon this was war and he wasn't about to lose. He made his way downstairs hopefully phoebe didn't see him, he made his way to the kitchen where he took some of the balloons and made water grenades out of them he had only two now he just needed a water gun but where, to get one he made his way to the living room closet and got a watergun that he had put away in case of a war like this. He went to the kitchen sink and reloaded. Now was ready for the hunt. He walked upstairs and stopped in the middle of the stairs "aunt phoebe can I ask you something how come you've been avoiding giving me a wedgie I mean I practically try to earn it and you think of other ways to get me some are fun and others aren't this one maybe the funnest one yet. But if I ask you for one ill you give it to me?" He asked, since he was ondering hy she hadn't given him one in a while. But that doesn't matter right now, now its world war 5 the great american water war and phoebe was winning with a water grenade but now Sean was armed with a heavy water machine gun firing 10 squirts per second with full ammunition and 2 water grenades that can drench even the driest of sponges he was ready. For phoebe.

Phoebe heard her nephew close by.She wasn't fully armed.Just a water gun and a one inch grenade.She slowly turned around brushing against the wall with her gun facing the air.She stopped.Her back against the wall as she was next to the stairway.Peeking out from the side of her eye but didn't see Sean."I think the wedgies gotta wait.Although you should be scared.Because if I'm sure.. your somewhere on the staircase.And it only takes me a second.To," She brought the watergun upward and slowly went to turn.

"Ok, but I'll ask you for it later now its war!!!" he said, running up the stairs and then side barrel rolling behind the door to his room he managed to get passed phoebe. He turned the corner and there she was a little far off. "Bombs away." He tossed the grenade and hid in his room to escape the watery explosion. He then stood up a few seconds after and approached the door and turned the corner phoebe dissappeared no longer there the watery residue was there but no phoebe, he turned and slowly opened the attic the door and entered he felt a gun to his back, he put his gun down and raised his hands in the air. Waiting for phoebe to make the next move.

"Think you can hide from me?Didn't think so."She grabbed the grenade and let it rise into the air and fall back into her hand continuosly.The gun in gun in her right hand "Seeing that it's a tie I might as well soak you with this grenade right now."She looked at it and then Sean.She stopped throwing the balloon upward and held it."Or, I can just squirt you in everlasting fun."She pulled the trigger but no reaction.The gun was empty.She hadn't filled it ever since she found in on the bathroom counter."Uh-oh

Sean quickly turned and tossed his grenade at her face then he caught the one she was playing with and tossed it at her face then he bent down and picked up the water gun and completely dried out his gun. Finally he did a victory dance "I won yay, you can't do anything loser" He said and turned not facing phoebe no more, he was happy. "Your a loser aunt phoebe." He said trying to rub it in.